This post is not about me. It's about Zoidberg.

"My citroen won't start" (lucasboechat)
11/12/2016 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

Here are things you should buy. I know you didn’t ask for help, but I’m bored at the beach-house and it is raining, I’ve just gotten a new car so I’m car shopping for other people.

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DISCUSSION (11)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start
11/12/2016 at 16:26

Conversely:

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/5857862519.html

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/5867766082.html

http://bend.craigslist.org/cto/5868617684.html

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 16:36

Tercel number 2 is

Kinja'd!!!

But is it not time you bought something different? Why stick to these same behaviours if they are proven not to fully satisfy you?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start
11/12/2016 at 16:41

The idea is to not buy one that is 50% rust this time. If one exists, anyway.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 16:43

I’ll post the “No, my wife will divorce me” options as always:

Subaru Brat, the worst idea of the list(maybe)

1984 J10, of course it needs stuff

Rabbit pickup, how trusting are you?

1951 Willis CJ3A

82 Sierra 1500, I’ve watched too much Roadkill

1965 F-250, I’m in the rust belt so the price is low to me

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 16:44

How does doggo feel about this? Doggo needs comfy and safe.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My citroen won't start
11/12/2016 at 16:46

Doggo would be fun and get a plush, secure bed in the back hatch, no matter what I end up buying. I think she misses the Celica because I just gave her the entire backseat and she would just sleep like a log.

My citroen won't start > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 16:58

I think doggo wants 300TD.

RT > My citroen won't start
11/12/2016 at 18:13

That 300TD is super clean, it looks fantastic, and this is coming from a BMW guy.

My citroen won't start > RT
11/12/2016 at 19:12

So clean, and idk if the suspension is collapsed or someone lowered it, but it looks just right.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker
11/12/2016 at 20:31

... I will politely pass on all contenders!

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2016 at 21:02

Oh come on, that Willys is mint. Well kind of like Wrigley’s gum.